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zegalba:

Kelly Rowland Texting Nelly Via Microsoft Excel And Then Getting Annoyed When He Doesn’t Text Back (2002)

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engiqueers:

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flintenweib:

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teodiedinatragicaccident:

you could remove all of these stickers and simply leave the honda logo. i would have the same impression of the driver.

that’s a fucking hyundai

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cloudbeam:

The Pedestal - Alexandra Reeves

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larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

mormonism is sooo funny to me because its straight up one of the few Religion Religions that isn’t regarded as a kooky cult despite the fact that it’s like 100% based on a weird racist scam but we all have to play nice and pretend that its real because there’s like a couple million of them living in utah who are very invested in the whole thing 

Like it really goes to show that the only difference between a cult and a religion is having a membership number high enough to get some senate seats and an Entire State

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hgsn-moved:

gaarascrolls:

hgsn-moved:

kinda gay for a man to have dark circles under his eyes. why aren’t you getting a good night’s sleep? too busy thinking about other men?

Yes. So?

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stayhungry-stayfree:

PSA: Cellulite and stretch marks are normal. The only reason we’ve been told that they’re not is because companies want to sell you products to reduce, minimize, or eliminate these very natural body characteristics. Your body is not a photoshop picture. Stop beating yourself up for being human. 

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stayhungry-stayfree:

PSA: Cellulite and stretch marks are normal. The only reason we’ve been told that they’re not is because companies want to sell you products to reduce, minimize, or eliminate these very natural body characteristics. Your body is not a photoshop picture. Stop beating yourself up for being human. 

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emokingeddie:

tell me one time twitter has ever lied.

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